One for the Irish and the Auditors
After my previous indiscretions, I really shouldn't post jokes on here, but there is an old joke that used to do the rounds back home:
Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?
A: 24 - the IRA have just blown up C&A.
(for Canadians who might not get it, C&A was a shop like Sears, and the IRA an Irish terror group).
I am working on a variation of this joke. Something like
Q: How many letters are there in a happy auditor's alphabet?
A: 24 - Once you've got rid of D & I.
Still in its infancy, but I am sure there are people out there who will work on it....
Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?
A: 24 - the IRA have just blown up C&A.
(for Canadians who might not get it, C&A was a shop like Sears, and the IRA an Irish terror group).
I am working on a variation of this joke. Something like
Q: How many letters are there in a happy auditor's alphabet?
A: 24 - Once you've got rid of D & I.
Still in its infancy, but I am sure there are people out there who will work on it....
posted by CBC at 1:16 am
1 Comments:
Unfortunately, audit jokes don't come any more exciting than that (it's not our fault). We have to have a sense of humour though because we know people are going to make fun of us - but at least we're not lawyers, right CBC?
Why did the auditor cross the road? - because that's what they did in last year's working papers.
For more accounting humour:
http://www.your-small-business-accounting-advisor.com/accountingjokes.html
Perhaps we should remove the letters "SOX" from the alphabet too before we could be truly happy.
On the other hand, wouldn't the term "happy auditor" be an oxymoron?
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